Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.

I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

by megamogomir October 17, 2010

vagination

-thinking about a female who is not the one you are currently performing fornication unto.

-one must veer thoughts to another more desirable dirty cunts snatch as the one your in is a used up fuck bag.so in order to bust a nut one shall resort to this mental state.

joe:damn, this bitches body is smoking hot but that face was bashed a few times by the ugly stick.
max:no matter bro just use your vagination and it can be any girl you want.

by cunning linguist ps November 3, 2004

envagination

to take into ones vagina

i enviginated his face
bryan enjoys envagination

by jaysrahrahgirl July 20, 2011

vagination

Generation of spillage resulting from overexcitement

Todd is suffering from radical daytime nocturnal emissions. Every time his favorite singer, Justin Timberlake, appears on TV, Todd's mom gets blown into the air by the massive flow of fluids out of Todd's pipe. Todd's gynecologist, who had thought his reaction to Timberlake's girly performance was 'cute' and resembled the reactions of the singer's female fans , tragically died following an outburst of accumulated vagination on one of Todd's regular monthly checkups.

"I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself! Woops - I think i just vaginated :O "

by nutty walrus December 9, 2008

Vagination

The act of imagining what a females Vag looks like.

Guy 1: I bet the new girl in the office has the freshest, tightest Vag.

Guy 2: You have an over active Vagination, I saw it last night and it's terrible.

by Snizzmaster March 6, 2013

Vagination

When a baby is born and pops out of his mums pussy he/she goes through vagination

The baby was covered in seedy fluids after vagination was complete

by Jaybles117 May 7, 2009

rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude

sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"

by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019