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Evening Hamburger 

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An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.
The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.
Evening Hamburger by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019
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orgasmic event 

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When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
orgasmic event by theinstigator January 13, 2014
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Wat is this i dont even 

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A word used directly after/as a result of seeing something strange, random or non-sensical.

Common mistakes include:
- Spelling "wat" in the conventional, grammatically correct fashion. "What". This is incorrect.
- Including a question mark.
Bob: When i went to the air-conditioning store i found a rabbit and put it in my sock for yesterday.

Steve: wat is this i dont even
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what is this i dont even

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Internet meme used to indicate confusion.
Random dude: hey gaiz i jus cught diglet snorlax went boom ate too much kickz lolz

Other dude: what is this i dont even
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People's Main Event 

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A fight on a fight card that garners significant attention from the general fight community because its back story imbues it with a value that generally overshadows the co-main and main event. This fight is usually slotted away from the co-main and main event slots but does not necessarily mean it is not the co-main or main event. It is the fight people want to see regardless of what else is on the card.

This phrase is generally used by MMA reporters New York Rick and Ariel Helwani on The MMA Hour.
New York Rick: So what fight do you believe should have been the people's main event UFN :76?

Ariel Helwani: Ben Rothwell vs Stipe Miocic assuming the injury bug did strike again.
People's Main Event by StarfishLightning December 24, 2015
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that didn't blow my mind or even my nose 

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Someone presents something underwhelming that they said would blow your mind.
To the cat video l respond, that didn't blow my mind or even my nose.
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