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Neurotypical coonies

Neurotypical coonies stand for basically anything weird going on inside your head. Don't like the texture of your food? It's making you get neurotypical coonies. Someones sweater is ugly as fuck? It's givign you neurotypical coonies.
Jesus, your breath is giving me neurotypical coonies.
by cooniemaster3000 December 12, 2023
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Neurotypical

A person that is functioning mentally at a normal level. (Andrew He0
Andrew is so fucking neurotypical! Can't believe how normal he is.
by Avmeel April 30, 2024
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Neurotypical Trinket

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscsses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neurotypical Trinket
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neurotypical

An euphemism to mentally disabled people for "normal."
A Neurotypical person.
by xdr5t3evq3q February 20, 2026
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Neurotypical

An individual who's existence is easily monetized with minimal need for behavioral or medicinal intervention.
Johnny didn't need accommodations to do their job as a neurotypical.
by @Sacrifusion.bsky.social January 1, 2026
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The Neurotypical Stare

The neurotypical stare is a common facial expression displayed by neurotypical people expressing confusion, discomfort, awkwardness, judgement and unease whilst observing an autistic person.

Autistic people commonly describe the 'neurotypical stare' as making them feel very uncomfortable and uneasy due to its intensity and judgemental undertones.

It is the inverse neurotype equivalent of the 'autistic stare' that commonly causes neurotypical people also feel similarly uncomfortable.
When an autistic person does autistic things, Neurotypical John often looks at them judgementally with 'The Neurotypical Stare'.
by BigTiddyBobby January 29, 2026
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Low functioning neurotypical

A low end NT tend to operate at the lowest level possible in life, never able to hold down a job, and will revert to the scummy hustles. They usually will be a kleptomaniac often even towards friends and family. When they come across a mentally impaired person already hooked on dope, it's a jackpot 4 them They may pressure 1 to trade a new PS4 remote like a 5th of a gram of crack, acting like it's the deal of the century. They want u 2 think 1/4 gram of dope w a 5 min high is in ur better interest than a stack of budget games that can provide dozens of hrs of fun. More often than not, a high end autistic individual operates at a higher lvl in life with the creativity and knowledge base being stronger than low end commoners. With the strongly held moral codes of ASD folk, they are less likely to resort to unethical/ criminal means of survival. Whereas a high end NT is more likely than the other neuro-types to finish college and find employment in their field of study, or to find their niche sooner, as they have both a strong skill set or knowledge base that isn't counter balanced by social awkwardness. A low end commoner is also prone to constant lying, who r also less skilled of a liar than a high end NT. On the contrary a high end NT has less of a need to be a liar as they usually aren't left in a position where lying is needed. Thing's tend 2 fall in place for high performing neurotypicals and most were preppy in school as well as beyond graduation.
Oh there's that dope dealer trying to sell meth to that guy with an autistic lisp and mannerisms. I'd like to call that criminal a low functioning neurotypical.
by JMetal March 2, 2023
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