eMachine

The cheapest ratshit computer ever built. Bought out by Gateway now, so there is no support either.

White trash computer purchased by those who are to tarded to know that you get what you pay for.

I took a dump on that eMachine and doubled its value.

by Ph03n1X May 13, 2005

erlack

Disgusting, like seeing your perants kiss.

"Erlack, my perants are snogging in the other room!"

by H to the L September 13, 2004

Eractus

The face a woman/man makes before he/she receives a cumshot on their face.

Dylan took a photo of Jenne's eractus as he blew his load all over Jenne's face.

by Awesomenessnessness21 June 20, 2011

Ermagherd

Pronounced Er-mer-Gurd.
A term used to convey surprise, shock, anxst, disgust or any other emotion regarding the unexpected.

It derived from the term Oh My God and has become used in the mockery of someone at fault.

Ermagherd bro, wtf was that!

You are such an asshole, ermagherd.

*friend knocks over bin*

"Hahaha dumbass, ermagherd."

by TheCapedCrudeSayer August 16, 2012

eMachines

A budget computer for the average home user that was made from 1998-2013. Many elitist PC gamers hate on eMachines PC's because they are "crappy" and not meant for gaming even though it's a BUDGET COMPUTER.

PC Gamer: LOL! Your emachines sucks! It's built with cheap parts!

eMachines user: It's from the year 2005 and it's still running, how are the parts "cheap"? Your shitty custom built desktop died 2 years ago.

PC Gamer: ...

by jdaniel125 October 6, 2016

emachines

computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, crappy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.

my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.

by Dan February 16, 2005

emacs

The best text-editor of all times. Even better than Vi. Millions of features, and entirely customisable. Not this long to load that Vi-fans would say. Emacs is available on almost every unix based system you can imagine, and also on Windows. With its tons of keyboard shortcuts and key bindings (also customisable), you will produce code faster you you have ever done

Vi is the only text editor I know in which you have to type commands to insert text...

by jeremy__ June 5, 2005