Erectofungus

When a male gets bits of tissue stuck to the tip of his penis after he has just ejaculated into a tissue following masturbation.

Damn now I have to clean this erectofungus off with water before it dries.

by steelernationuk April 1, 2008

erectomundo

letting your partner know that your pecker is "up" for sexual activity.

Girlfriend: Honey, can you sweep my chimney?

Boyfriend: ERECTOMUNDO! (hell fucking yeah)

by Screejay March 23, 2008

erectopus

a dinosaur possessing the ability to elongate its phallus to behemothic dimensions

yo dude, that erectopus has a huuuuuuge dong
yo dude, i'm hung like an erectopus

by erectopus December 16, 2009

Erectoral Porkulation

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.

*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....

by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012

Mass Erector

Somone who still gets an erection from Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 trailers and already has both games.

Dude 1: "Dude, this Mass Effect 2 trailer gets me so pumped!"

Dude 2:"But don't you already have it?"

Dude 1:"So?"

Dude 2:"Man, you are such a Mass Erector."

by Bluetimepissinyourfacefuntime July 7, 2010

Erectum

An Erectum is when the man inserts his penis into his partner's ass before it is erect, and then it becomes erect while sitting inside of their partner's ass.

"Did you hook up with that chick last night?"

"Yeah, we had an Erectum."

"...the fuck is an Erectum...?"

by CJSummer August 6, 2015

erector protector

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.

Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.

by T-DUBB 1991 October 25, 2007