I have erectile dysfunction

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Paul: wanna have sex
George: I have erectile dysfunction

by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019

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Stares in Erectile Dysfunction

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.

Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022

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Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

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Electile Dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."

by ScottySlave January 18, 2008

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noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

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