egotesticle

Guys who think that they are the shit and that they are better than everyone else no matter what.

That song "this is why im hott" by MIMS is so egotesticle

by shtsweak March 31, 2007

Dentesticle

When a dentist puts his balls in your mouth instead of the toothbrush.

I had a dentesticle today

by Taml1n November 15, 2017

intesticle distress

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.

There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.

by QuacksO April 23, 2018

Egotesticle

Egotesticle, a dick person with an over-inflated ego.

“God that person is an Egotesticle...”

by Auriliz January 17, 2019

emotesticle

Being emo (goth, eyeliner, black) but also being a male
A word that can define your personality and gender without any confusion

"hey im Josh, im a male and so i go by the pronouns he/him and i like sports"
"hey im David and im emotesticle and go by the pronouns he/him/they/them"

by aloominium July 31, 2022

egotesticle

A male individual who is excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centred.

He can be such an egotesticle jerk sometimes.

by tcbaby January 1, 2025

egotesticle

Adjective: Egotistical in a masculine, testosterone driven way.

His mansplaining is arrogant and egotesticle.

by anonymous March 17, 2026