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close encounter of the turd kind

1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.

2. When you step on dog poop.

3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.

4. Any doo-related major life experience
"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"

"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
by mindenoodle February 11, 2010
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encouragement

noun, 1. light positive motivation intended to promote advancement

2. abrupt intimate (sometimes borderline sexual) contact intended to promote enthusiasm--usually very inappropriate, see Salvadore in the film Couples Retreat for reference
The girl's grades were failing, so her friends decided to take her out to eat as encouragement.

In the aerobics class, the all-testosterone instructor went around squeezing girls' hips, giving backrubs, and firm pats on their lower backs as encouragement.
by Xiao Fang July 13, 2010
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endo

The bottom tips of the marijuana plant that accumulate the most resin and crystals after being hung to dry.
Because its so dank, endo usually costs more.
by Ace Stanton January 29, 2004
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edouchefag

A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".

This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.
Look at the edouchefag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.
by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013
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Endochina

A location where Americans fled too and started a rice business in Southern Vietnam during the Vietnam war. They were led by Blake Rosenberg who got the first funds by whoring out his members to the Vietnamese people.
That group of people reminds me of Endochina.

That clan is following in the footsteps of Endochina.
by FireStorm289 May 7, 2018
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Endobe

En'doh'bee - adj. Pure awesomeness. The pinnacle of greatness. Better than anything.
1: That new car you got is endobe. 2: Tonight is going to be so endobe! 3: What an endobe night we had! 4: That is so endobe.
by asitstands July 6, 2011
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casual encounter

A one night stand, or casual sex. Popularized by Craigslist and dating sites.
I looked up Craigslist to arrange a casual encounter for the weekend.
by Lemming2 July 7, 2009
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