Pre Engagement

When two people in a relationship promise each other that one day in the future, one of them will formally propose and the other will accept.

Usually made when a couple are young and the man cant afford to buy a nice expensive shiny ring for his deserving girlfriend

Guy: "Baby I promise that ill get you that ring and im going to ask for your hand in marriage!"

Girl: *Gasp* "And we'll live happily ever after!"

Guy: "This is a serious pre engagement! You better not be humoring me!"

by awsomecoolguy69 August 4, 2008

killswitch engage

Audio cocaine. An amazing metalcore band currently with three albums. They are: Self-Titled, Alive or Just Breathing and The End of Heartache. Buy them all you won't regret it.

Download 'Temple from the Within', 'Wasted Sacrifice', and 'My Last Serenade'.

by Ryan Collins August 30, 2005

Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"

Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs

by B_Rayne November 6, 2010

enragement child

A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.

<Child, annoying you while you want to take a nap> "HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."

by BlannyBloo September 9, 2015

killswitch engage

The best metal band of all time, a band which blends both heavy, aggressive metal with catchy tunes and awesome guitar riffs.

Killswitch Engage's second CD is better than the first, I think.

by Deathcow February 7, 2004

Eternal engagement

What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.

My friends are celebrating the fifth year of their eternal engagement.

by LuluBleu September 2, 2017

Killswitch Engage

Great metal band which blends aggressive metal verse into a melodic chorus.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003