elephantitus

Abnormal size of an object. Frequently referring to the size of testicles or ass.

See also (E.S.S.) Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome.

Taking steroids will keep elephantitus of the testicles in check.

by Vektor December 8, 2003

Elephantus Rhinoceri

The scientific, latin name of a totally fat, ugly bitch, having an obscenely large proboscis.
Usually, over agressive and ill-tempered.

The Elephantus Rhinoceri can smell the presence of a potential mate from hundreds of yards. Due to insufficient sexual attention, she is known to be very aggressive. At first sight of a male she is prone to charge.

by JGSR November 15, 2007

elephantitis

it can affect any part of the body other than the genitals. it can infect arms, legs, and fingers as well as any other part of the body.

by ivanna_tinkle_69 October 1, 2003

elephantitis

The condition in which a white male has an extremely large penis. Almost comparable in size to a black male of similiar build.

Ron Jeremy has elephantitis.

by Elephantitis December 28, 2005

elephantitous

an illness where the male genitalia becomes abnormally large.

his dick was so thick it was like he had elephantitous or something

by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005

elephantitis

elephantitis are the female tities of an elephant, sucked on by male tities and baby elephants.

Oh shit, that elephant got some big ass elephantitis!

by Rocky Mavia January 11, 2005

Elephantitass

The result of one neglecting their diet therefore acquiring an unusually large ass. People with this unfortunate condition can often be seen wearing velour sweat pants with suggestive wording on the butt (i.e. luscious, sexy..) that attempts to convey what the person wearing them cannot.

Damn girl, I shouldn't have eaten those chilli cheese fries, they really irritate my elephantitass condition.

Yeah, but at least you had a diet coke with them.

by MFaturgin October 21, 2008