Edgenuity

The spawn of Beelzebub that even he was afraid of, and banished it to the deepest ring of Treachery, never to be seen by mortal or hellspawn alike. But, that son of a bitch Dante had gone down there and found Edgenuity. So, thinking nothing of it, he brought it back to the world of mortals, where he unleashed it upon the masses. causing suffering to all who witnessed or experienced it. Realizing what he had done, he locked it away to never be seen. a few thousand years later, one of his descendants found Edgenuity and using black magic, converted it into an online 'education' site.

"All of our classes are going to be used on Edgenuity"

"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."

by Cyanide_Pills_ October 19, 2020

Eggnug

What marijuana is called on Christmas

Santa: Pass the eggnug
Snoop Dogg: But we gotta bring the presents to the kids
Santa: ok last hit

by joeyp15 December 24, 2016

Eggerbomb

The ultimate energy drink. Energy and protein rolled into one. 1 can Red Bull. 1 Raw egg. Pour Red Bull into glass, crack egg into glass. Slam it. Rumored to be the drink of choice for athletes such as Michael Phelps.

We were doin eggerbombs last night, and Kev threw up all over the place.

by Klaus Vanderson November 29, 2010

Edgenergy

A strength and Vitality which radiates from a person or object of intense energy

"Wait that's not energy. That's some type of edgenergy. That's a thing right"- The lonely gomba YouTube channel Video: "Sonic Forces"

by GreenBite7 October 31, 2019

egging the lawnmower

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.

Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."

by jules019 December 20, 2020

Ham & Egger

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.

While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.

by RexRacer June 20, 2008

eggevator

the egg-shaped elevator in the St. Louis arch, often know to encourage claustrophobia.

Annie: You all should come to St. Louis to ride the eggevator up to the arch.

All: (blank stares)

by Little Orphan Catherine Annie April 7, 2009