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Eat Shit 

To consume one's or another's feaces
Ben: "Oi, eat shit!"

Pedestrian proceeds to eat shit
Eat Shit by Pelt February 7, 2007

eat shit 

What poor people do.
Hobo Bob:Hey joe,look what I found!
Hobo Joe: Alright! Shit!
Hobo Bob:Let's eat shit
eat shit by Ren&Azi April 18, 2006

eat shit 

v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.

not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.

only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.

past tense: ate shit
i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.
eat shit by viciousk August 13, 2009

Eat Shit 

A girl calls her friend after 11 pm to sleepover. She has her brother to ask if he can put his head between her friends legs. The friend wipes her shit on her pussy in case someone tries to force their hands down her pants. So she says yes and the guy EAT SHIT!!!!
Eat Shit by thebest4ever December 7, 2009

eat shit 

Litterally telling someone to eat themselves because they are shit. Basically a shit comeback to any roast
Guy 1: ur mom gai
Guy 2: eat shit
eat shit by coolDefBoi December 4, 2019

eat shit 

the act of shoving your shit in someone mouth.
you did you eat shit last night right .

no what the hell is wrong with you.
eat shit by anonymous March 11, 2022