earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

earthquake pussy

The longest and widest pussy, that comes out of nowhere.

That girl has such an earthquake pussy.

by Deez_balls May 29, 2016

Earthquake Baby

playing dangerous bouncy castle on the bed

Clyde was visiting gal pal and single mum Cindy, who's 8-month-old Horatio was Clyde's nephew. As always they went in the bedroom to play Earthquake Baby with Horatio and the baby bounced so high he nearly sprang right off the bed and on the floor. "Whew that was a close one," Cindy and Clyde said together. "Let's never speak of this again."

by Uncle Joosie February 1, 2021

Earthquake drill

When you hide underneath the closest table and orally sucking the the pulse out the genitals of the nearest person.

Bryan screamed earthquake drill! And Katie looking scared and confused knew her next step to orally please the man who has a girlfriend.

by Ariel Kenwood May 23, 2023

earthquake party

A spontaneous reaction to absolutely nothing which involves one individual of the group declaring the act and the other members acknowledging the declaration by flailing themselves at nearby walls while yelling 'earthquake party,' along with sounds that compliment the smashing of one's body into walls as if an earthquake were occurring.

Dude, I think it's time for an "EARTHQUAKE PARTY!!!!!!"
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!

by Kelley October 7, 2002

Earthquake Test

This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.

In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004

Earthquake Series

Any sports series that takes place between two teams in California.

Dude, the LA Dodgers are playing the LA Angels of Anheim! It's a total Earthquake Series, dude!

by mankerrigan October 11, 2009