Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011

Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020

unplug the earphones

Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and instead of using your earphones to listen as you normally would, you unplug them and crank the sound right up.

Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?

by Mb500 July 29, 2009

earpal tunnel

carpal tunnel of the ear - a painful progressive condition caused by excessive compression of the ear. generally caused by excessive wearing of a headset like those commonly used in a call center work environment.

I think I have earpal tunnel because my ear hurts from always having to wear a headset

by moonessa July 30, 2009

earpussy

Slang for one's ear, when it is recieving a masssive load from the pure excellence of the sound of a musician/band.

Tenacious D will cum in your earpussy.

by Megan D January 12, 2008

earphones

The sexual act when two males insert their penises in the recipient's (usually a female) ears, causing "music."

"So, me and Mark decided to give Jane the 'earphones' last night!"

by dillensson September 19, 2009

Soggy Earplug

The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.

"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"

by Some sick guy January 11, 2009