Earnest

A guy that steal yo girl and is built different😈

Yo my girl was taken by earnest

by addison..onie November 8, 2020

Ernst & Young

A place where females in certain offices get paid significantly more than their male counterparts so that they don't blackmail the managing partner for grabbing their butt at the holiday party.

Amy is getting her MBA paid for by Ernst & Young because Partner Bob thinks she is hot, while Jeff can't even take one night class.

by Jeff1234 April 15, 2006

Earnest

He is a sweet loving dad, who helps if you need it acts all tough and cool but in side he is a sweet cuddle bear

My dad
Earnest is Awesome!

by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Camp Ernst Middle School

The worst school in the fucking universe eating rat poision and drinking battery acid is a much more healty alternative to going to this shit show. The teachers are more special than the whole special ed room combined and make this school much worse than it already is , having to do this school progam will make you want to stick a frag grenade into your anal cavity and let it explode. A pack of wild wolves brutally ripping you apart limb from limb would be much more fun than having to listen to these teachers talk with their scratchy ass voices.

person 1 : do you know camp ernst middle school?

student : shut the fuck up

by hushiply March 2, 2020

ben earnshaw

a person who wanks all day, non stop. he sits at home and does nothin but wack out :)

josh: wat u doin today?

ben earnshaw : avin a wank.

matty: thts all u do.

aaron: wanka

by matty5555555 April 12, 2009

Earnest the Clown

To have sex in the earhole

Yea me and sarah met earnest the clown yesterday

by yeah yeah yeah joseph May 27, 2009

Earnest Lemmingway

An "Earnest Lemmingway" is a liberal intellectual that can see no faults to his elected candidate, justifying every decisions he made even if it goes against the intellectual's core philosophy or own's logic.

- "Finally we have a president who's against stupid illegal wars and against policing the world with our military."
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"

by jahjahlove-1 July 29, 2011