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Scott early

The person on the street you call a dickhead, usually always has hurt ribs and legs. Most commonly from the tomwell area
by Shortyseasement June 4, 2019
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Earlene

A strong, beautiful woman both inside and out. She can smile when all seems hopeless and can make you smile, too. Her eyes and laugh will melt your heart.
"Why are you so happy today?"

"I saw Earlene."
by Sixxheadz December 19, 2016
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Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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90's and early 00's

Was probably the best decade because the economy was changing. Nowadays people care more about when the next iphone, blackberry, or droid is coming out than improving the economy. This was back when video games added lots of new, creative and original things to them. Now all people want is the next Call of Duty and Halo. This was the time when network's like Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network actually lived up to there names. Now there's all this teeny bopper crap on there.
I miss the 90's and early 00's
by bjshepp January 10, 2011
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The Early November

a sweet band with a thing for autumn.
the Early November has a drummer named Jeff.
by imamoneenfreak November 20, 2003
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Early Nerd Special

Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.
"I'd like one adult ticket to the Early Nerd Special of 'Star Wars Episode 3'."
by Theropod March 10, 2004
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Early onset necrophilia

When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.
I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.
by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016
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