coco on ya ead

to have a large lump on ya head.

ahah he ran into the wall, it left a huge coco on ya ead!

by Sonny Lawrence April 20, 2006

Your nan's got a bowl 'ead

Your nan has a head of hair in the shape of a bowl.

Generally used as insult/conversation killer.

Person A: Yo
Person B: Shut up fam your nan's got a bowl 'ead
Person A: * Silence*

by Your ban's got a nowl 'ead November 10, 2013

ead

An incredibly short version for 'Eat a dick' which is slang all the brain dead millennials use to roast each other

I hope you ead

by Some Otaku June 12, 2018

Eads

(Meads) Someone that is not appealing to the eye and is extremely unattractive

"Oi look over there brudda that tings looking eads”

by TheRealEads August 3, 2023

maddison eades

maddison is a girl who alwyas wanted to impress, sadly her mother got a bit tipsy and decided to turn straight into a fucking truck. ever since this day its been a staple in friend groups and is known worldwide for her ambition to drink while driving. rest in whiskey aleisha.

(near maddison eades residence)
poverty: "hey i think thats where maddison lives!..."

*dead silence*

prince: "lived."

by bigdickniggs September 16, 2025

ember eade

ember eades are generally nice peices of poo, with green bums.

ember eades mainly feed on donkey tails and frogs balls.

Look at that creature, by the way it acts, it looks like it must be an Ember Eade!

by pilpydoe June 30, 2011

EAD

Eat a D***

tell cuz to EAD

by JOEONDIXX March 14, 2024