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penis extension

n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.
Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.
by Carl Willis July 26, 2004
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A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
by bulletface April 20, 2015
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penis extension vehicle

An obnoxious vehicle, often a large truck or cheap sports car, driven by some men in an effort to compensate for something. Not all large trucks and cheap sports cars are penis extension vehicles (PEVs) - the key word is obnoxious, and how its driven is just as important as the vehicle itself. Signs of a PEV include: excessive loudness (and driving in a way to produce such loudness, such as peeling out), garish looking body or lift kits, artificial ballsacks, and Confederate flags. Usually driven by people under 23 or so, but can be driven by people of all ages.
Adam drives a Ford F350, but it's not loud and he drives it responsibly. It's not a penis extension vehicle.

Billy also drives a Ford F350, but it's had the mufflers removed, is lifted a foot, and he peels out every chance he gets. That's a penis extension vehicle.
by hoyclan May 21, 2019
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bass extension

Realization of all low bass information from 250Hz down to 20hz.
Very few headphones can reproduce bass extension well because of the tiny diaphragm that needs to move a lot of air to create these frequencies.
by Monster Cable May 22, 2009
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Over Extension

A naturally occuring phenomenon of an erect penis growing beyond its standard capacity. This rare occurence happens usually after hours of intense sexual intercourse.

This is generally not a problem unless your partner is very petite.
A seven-inch erection becomes eight inches. An eight-inch erection becomes nine inches, and so on.

Sentence: Mr. Smith experienced an over extension of his penis while he pulverized his slam pig last night.
by The Extender 2 December 28, 2010
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Nipple Extension

To extend ones nipple; To use cosmetic surgery to extend ones nipple (usually about a good four inches)
Yuri would've loved to go to the mall with Wolfram but he was scheduled to get a nipple extension
by RustyTrombone69 July 27, 2012
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asian extension

the construction of widening a sidewalk for the sole purpose of passing slow walking asians
man, i sure love the new asian extensions! we would have been ten minutes late if it weren't for the new construction!
by italianman October 30, 2010
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