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by Aunics lime January 16, 2021
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excelsior

One of the few diverse places in California that have a black & Asian mix, including of course, whites, Latinos, Pacific Islanders and more. It's like a United Nations neighborhoods with numerous cultures.
Chan: Which part of S.F. are you from?
Jammal: I'm from the Excelsior, where you see people of all races living in harmony, you got black, Asian, Mexican, Salvadoran, white, Samoan and more.
by U.S. Bob May 8, 2007
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excelcolism

ek sel' kuh lism (n) 1. The tabulation of the number of alcoholic beverages one has consumed over a given time period, usually recorded on a computer spreadsheet. 2. An obsessive desire to tabulate such results, esp. resulting in untoward consequences such as absenteeism, denial, social isolation, petty theft, etc.
- My stats are in! In 2012 I drank 421 beers, 125 glasses of wine, and 84 mixed drinks. That averages out to just under 2 per day.

- Whoa! You've got a serious problem with excelcolism, you know that?
by Corkjob March 11, 2013
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excelsior education center

Should rightfully be named Excelsior Play Center. An actual, legitimate charter/independent-study high school where you can graduate without doing any work. Thousands of students already have discovered the secret of forging parent signatures on log sheets, which are annoying slips of paper that are required weekly and is supposedly proof of student work done. Not only does most of the student population slack off, but it is known that much of the faculty sits around and does NOTHING. However, Excelsior thrives due to a small number of hardworking faculty members and the effort of a very few smart students who, shockingly, actually do the assigned work. But for the most part, be prepared to learn NOTHING.
At Excelsior Education Center:
Student 1: Ok, winter break has ended. For the first week of school, we'll hang out at the mall. The second week, we can hang out at each other's house and watch movies all day. From then on, we'll do whatever we want.

Student 2: Isn't that what we've just been doing on winter break?

Student 1: Yeah...but the thing different is that we'll have to make time to forge our log sheets and "borrow" the answer keys.
by Millanny January 9, 2009
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excelcia

another name for vagina, it just doesn't sound as gross
excelcia? what's that? Sounds like some sort of Greek goddess.
-That's because it is.
by Chrissy April 23, 2004
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excelcia

meaning the woman's private area. It is more powerful and pretty then vagina, which sounds like a disease.
(insert name) is sucha slut...her excelcius is so loose a whale coud fuck her and he woudnt be able to cum
by Christina January 14, 2004
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excelsior

A wonderful new name for a pussy.
"Man the word pussy is so odd and abnormal, Now excelsior is a worthy name for a marvelous creation as the vagina.
by Mr. Free Fall McGee October 5, 2008
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