ek sel' kuh lism (n) 1. The tabulation of the number of alcoholic beverages one has consumed over a given time period, usually recorded on a computer spreadsheet. 2. An obsessive desire to tabulate such results, esp. resulting in untoward consequences such as absenteeism, denial, social isolation, petty theft, etc.
- My stats are in! In 2012 I drank 421 beers, 125 glasses of wine, and 84 mixed drinks. That averages out to just under 2 per day.
- Whoa! You've got a serious problem with excelcolism, you know that?
- Whoa! You've got a serious problem with excelcolism, you know that?
by Corkjob March 12, 2013