Ewan
The literal cutest guy alive, very gay (the big gay). The best guy to be with, gives you very strong feelings towards him and once they are there you can't lose them, like at all. No matter what you try. He would make you feel ontop of the world and as if you were the only person alive. Speaking to a Ewan is the best feeling in the world, and you would want to continue doing so.
If you know a Ewan, you are the luckiest person alive.
If you are with a Ewan, you are even luckier.
The literal cutest guy alive, very gay (the big gay). The best guy to be with, gives you very strong feelings towards him and once they are there you can't lose them, like at all. No matter what you try. He would make you feel ontop of the world and as if you were the only person alive. Speaking to a Ewan is the best feeling in the world, and you would want to continue doing so.
If you know a Ewan, you are the luckiest person alive.
If you are with a Ewan, you are even luckier.
Guy 1: "Oh my God, it's Ewan!"
Guy 2: "It's so unlucky he's with that other guy, I've not got a chance."
Guy 2: "It's so unlucky he's with that other guy, I've not got a chance."
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by Hummdrumm coffee coo December 14, 2022
Get the Ewan mug.Ewan is as stubborn as a mule. If you revenge killing him in a game he will block you on everything he can. He gets so gassed when he does better than you but is still an ok friend after all that
by papyri December 29, 2021
Get the Ewan mug.Once merely a forename, over time the use of this whilst in conversation with a Ewan became an indicator that the topic of conversion was of a serious nature.
Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
"What a fricking Ewan!"
As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
by WozRoz October 2, 2019
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by Absolutealphamale69 June 3, 2019
Get the Ewan mug.Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.
Ewan: hey
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
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