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Ewan

Ewan

The literal cutest guy alive, very gay (the big gay). The best guy to be with, gives you very strong feelings towards him and once they are there you can't lose them, like at all. No matter what you try. He would make you feel ontop of the world and as if you were the only person alive. Speaking to a Ewan is the best feeling in the world, and you would want to continue doing so.

If you know a Ewan, you are the luckiest person alive.
If you are with a Ewan, you are even luckier.
Guy 1: "Oh my God, it's Ewan!"
Guy 2: "It's so unlucky he's with that other guy, I've not got a chance."
by heyitmightbeme December 13, 2018
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Lanky fucker wae fucked up hair but brags about his small man hood
ewan the man with the small cock
by martin January 14, 2005
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Ewan is a very weak person and will cry at just about anything, unfortunately he is also a furry.
Look, Ewan is crying again
by Hummdrumm coffee coo December 14, 2022
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Ewan is as stubborn as a mule. If you revenge killing him in a game he will block you on everything he can. He gets so gassed when he does better than you but is still an ok friend after all that
Are you ok? No Ewan has me in a headlock
by papyri December 29, 2021
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Once merely a forename, over time the use of this whilst in conversation with a Ewan became an indicator that the topic of conversion was of a serious nature.

Acting as a warning card, eventually this association with negative circumstances evolved the term into one of a derogatory nature.
"What a fricking Ewan!"

As a general rule of thumb and to assist in the correct usage during a sentence, assume that Ewan is the forename equivalent of the term Twat.
by WozRoz October 2, 2019
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Ewan has a tiny penis and a huge nose. He will often use his nose as a penis. Ewan also enjoys humping the shit out of random people
Brad- oh shit look out ewan is coming
by Absolutealphamale69 June 3, 2019
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Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.
Ewan: hey

Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
by Ilove69WithUrMum May 2, 2019
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