Definitions by Ilove69WithUrMum
Ewan
Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.
Ewan: hey
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
Ewan by Ilove69WithUrMum May 2, 2019
Harvey
A massive nonce who lives in a caravan in Morcambe. He likes to jump onto tables and also kidnaps children on the daily. He's got a sex offender fringe and often emits autistic screeches
Harvey by Ilove69WithUrMum May 1, 2019