2 definitions by Ilove69WithUrMum

Ewan

Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.

Ewan: hey

Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*

by Ilove69WithUrMum May 2, 2019

Harvey

A massive nonce who lives in a caravan in Morcambe. He likes to jump onto tables and also kidnaps children on the daily. He's got a sex offender fringe and often emits autistic screeches

Nobody:
Harvey: *Kidnaps and malestes toddlers and jumps on tables*.

by Ilove69WithUrMum May 1, 2019