Ejaculation

"Ejaculation also known more formerly as jerking off wanking off choking the chicken beating your meat. Something lonely single men and boys (like me) can't wait for when they aren't home especially and just in general but the more you do it close to each other the less arousement you get. But once you finally finish taming the erect beast you lose complete interest in the chick. And don't care about your loneliness for the moment. Or you feel regret but that hasn't happened to me in a while.

"Bro I'm lowkey tired of ejaculation. The girls are really hot and all but I want a real relationship where I can fuck. And have someone to care for

by Cumbob brickpants June 21, 2024

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

by Doosin January 20, 2019

ejaculation station

n. A woman of questionable character and loose morals.
Syn: Service station, cum dumpster, frat mattress, hot dog in a hallway, dick garage, semen suckler, cum guzzler, everlasting gobstopper, your mother

A: "What's the plan for tonight?"
B: "Get shitfaced and find an ejaculation station, bro."

by Knowledgable Bystander November 11, 2010

Ejaculation of gas

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

by IXKD December 16, 2020

ejaculation annihilation

When cum exits the penis at a high velocity and pressure. This is a dangeros and somewhat arrousing funcion that can kill whoever it hits.

Stephen: Did you hear what happened to Suzan?
Bitch: No what happened?
Stephen: She was going down on Greg and he had a ejaculation annihilation... her funeral is on the 15th.
Bitch: Omg that must of hurt like the dickens.

by Roberto el Fancypants March 7, 2008

ejaculation station

A penis or vagina, depending on the sex of the person.

Arly was getting his ejaculation stations serviced inside of some girl's mouth at a construction site, when he realized that he would rather be in her glute chute.

by crit1caL October 31, 2006

Ejaculation station

When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop on it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.

Did you see that? He did an ejaculation station on that poor pig.

by tripod 8 November 1, 2018