Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.
Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"
Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
by Carlye Samatas February 2, 2010
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This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.
See also: egopuss
This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.
See also: egopuss
David: That guy is such a egotistical pussy, what's his deal?
Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.
David: testicle-less?
Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.
Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.
David: testicle-less?
Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.
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"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."
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Get the Egotestical mug.When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.
George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
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Get the Emotasticle mug.(Egotistical) ( douchebag) A guy with balls the size of his ego- who thinks he has an unfair advantage and is a cut above everyone else
Always find egotestical guys like that in the locker room who think they are God’s gift to women
He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!
He couldn’t stop bragging about his nut sack . He’s so egotestical!
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