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Unemployment ecstasy despair 

The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.
"John, you're fired you jackass!"

(John smiles a crooked smile)

"What's wrong with you John?"

"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"
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Ecspecially 

An idiot's pronunciation of the word especially. While the origin of the extra "c" is unknown, this particular pronunciation is surprisingly popular considering how ridiculous it sounds.
Glenn: So what did you think of the test?
Girl: It was really hard, ecspecially the part where we had to define terms.
Ecspecially by JtotheAtotheMES February 18, 2009
ecstacy by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Ecstasy Piss 

Ecstasy Piss: Used to describe the confusing phenomenon occurring after taking Ecstasy / MDMA, drinking lots to stay hydrated and physically feeling the need to urinate, yet physically being unable to do so.

Particulary humiliating when standing in the grotty toilets in a club surrounded by smackheads with your knob out and nothing doing.

When piss does come, it often seems a disproportionately small amount compared to how full your bladder felt just seconds ago.

Equally can be the first urination after having taken the drug, often on the verge of, or as the come-down starts (can also be called a Come-Down Piss). As the drug releases its' hold on your body and you start to feel less "mashed" i.e tired, drained, less euphoric, lights fade, music seems less involving, for some unnapparent reason your bladder kicks back into action, causing the sudden need for a massive piss for all the fluid backed up in there. Considering it is advisable to drink roughly a pint of water for every hour you're on ecstasy, and if you were really on it and didn't realise you needed a piss (a common phenomenon) then the Come-down piss could well be a magical experience.

Due to the ultra-stimulation provided by ecstasy, combined with the feeling of release, particularly if you've been trying for a while, an ecstasy piss can be very enjoyable!
1)John: Mate you were gone for long bruv, Wagwan?
Joe: Ah fucking ecstasy piss...my second try tonight, but this time I squeezed some out, like pissing razor blades!

2)Joe: Ah fuck this, this walk is taking ages cuz. Man I'm coming down hard...
John: Ah shit *runs into alley, re-appears three minutes later* Dude, that was a mighty Come-down Piss, thought it'd never stop!
Methylenedioxy-n-methylamphetamine MDMA is a 'psychedelic amphetamine' that has gained popularity over the past 20 years because of its ability to produce strong feelings of comfort, empathy, and connection to others. It most frequently comes in tablet form, although it is occasionally sold in capsules or as powder. It is most frequently used orally and rarely snorted. MDMA use is closely tied to the underground rave (and dance club) scene throughout the world, but has also been widely used by therapists as an adjunct to psychotherapy.
They took ecstacy before the concert and the effect lasted almost 4 hours.
Ecstasy by reptiles October 4, 2002

ecstushy 

The pleasure derived from anal sex.
Jon moaned in ecstushy as he thrust fucked pumped pounded humped did in and out of Lindsay's ass rectum booty junk anal.
ecstushy by ROCKSPIN October 26, 2009