Dzoomer

Dzoomer: A combination of Doomer and Zoomer. They are 12-17 year old boys who "don't want to be horny, they just want to be happy". Most Dzoomers spend their time posting sad minion memes with edgy semi-suicidal captions on Facebook and usually ruin the mood by being too sad all the time. Some of them start simping for affection online and eventually become Eboys.

Girl on FB: I can't believe Jason broke up with me :sob: :triumph:

Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did someone listen? We never get what we wish for so stop imagining a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try at least...

by Ant Wan June 15, 2020

Dzorden

A complete mess

My mind is a dzorden

by anonymous September 14, 2020

dzori

Sword fighter strong, brave, heroic, and God of the blade

Dzori is a God of the katana blade

by By ??? September 17, 2020

dzondria

A beautiful single mother. She will do anything to make her kids happy, she will also try to make sure everyone is happy but herself

Dzondria always have a reason to smile even when she's sad/depressed.

by indigo.dictionary October 25, 2020

dzondria

Dzondria is a beautiful single mother. She will always do anything to make her kid(s) happy, she will also try to make everyone better than she treats herself. She always help people and do favors, but never receive.

Dzondria is always depressed/sad but still smile(s) on a daily.

by indigo.dictionary October 25, 2020

dzota

Daria Zota, aka the definition of perfection. The most perfect human being to exist.

I met dzota today.

by YouAreBigSkitters August 12, 2021

Dzoni

Guy with 9 and a half inches of disabled mysery, Arnold Schwarzenneger said once he uses Dzoni's wide back for motivation. Also he might be homoerotic

"yo its dzoni, i shat my pants from excitement"

by dzonson November 21, 2021