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Dynasty Warriors

The definition of dynasty warriors stems from the act of playing the video game "Dynasty Warriors" Where one mashes buttons mindlessly with no skill or strategy whiles the character on the screen is flailing their weapon violently killing an army of enemies on the screen requiring little to no effort at all from the player.

1) A brain dead person mashing buttons mindlessly playing a video game.

2) A person flailing their arms and legs in real life hoping to successfully win a fight. Similar to how Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson had a fight in one of the episodes of "The Simpsons"

3) A clumsy person.

4) A forgetful person.

5) A thoughtless person who acts before thinking and does not consider the consequences of their actions.

6) An indecisive person.
Example 1:
"he was dynasty warriorsing me and i was able to counter attack him"

"due to him dynasty warriorsing me not putting any thought or strategy into swinging his weapon i was able to dodge and attack him from the side"

Example 2:

"i got dynasty warrriored and i lost against someone in tekken"
"she was all dynasty warriors with the controller"

Example 3:

"My mind was all dynasty warriors i couldn't decide whether to buy the playstation 5 or the Xbox series X once i got to the store"

Example 4:

Person A: I think i just bought bootleg pokemon cards

Person B: You're so dynasty warriors! you didn't think to do your research or check the cards thoroughly before buying it.

Example 5:

Person A: Doesn't look where he is going and bumps into person B**

Person B: Dynasty warriors! watch where you're walking!
by JulK2 January 23, 2022
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Dynasexual

A sexual attraction or desire for more powerful beings. (not a sexuality)
Galactus really brings out the dynasexual in me.
by Zettabyte Atari April 6, 2022
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The Dynamics of Blow Job Physics

Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.

1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.

We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.

2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9

0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job

3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm

BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)

T= Real time passed

TAm= Time aged, male

Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes

0.7*60= 42

Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.

So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.

This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
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A: Man, i thought i got frikkin bombed, but it turned up it was just a dynamice in my freezer.

B: Aw, u left again the damn bottle in there...
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