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Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.
Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”
by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011
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Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.
Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.
by Bojank157 December 15, 2015
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When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.
Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?
by MurseMayn September 30, 2017
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When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.
"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."
by Artichoke Slam January 9, 2019
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When one tries to get anothers attention but can't because someone else has bought there attention
You must be dickstracted
by This girl February 23, 2020
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Being distracted by a male
I was dickstracted by my boyfriend as I was leaving
by Hammerpussy July 10, 2020
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DICKSTRACTED

When a woman has previously dedicated her life or submersed herself into a man who wasn't worth shit (see e.g. fuck boi or fuck boy) (more than likely she will have multiple kids and more than one baby daddy) but only stayed around because of the dick or the lay (or fuck). She was distracted by dick, and the dick who's dick she was dicking down on, destroyed her life and may have caused either trauma or ended up in court or worse.

Distracted by the idea of dick. What she may mask as high intense feelings for you. I know, fucking hormones am I right?
In a sentence of casual conversation it would be used in the following example of context:

"I need to focus on my career and schooling right now"

"Why is that? You don't have free time for me? "

" I have time but I refuse to get DICKstracted when my exam is this week."
by Whisperinmyhead September 29, 2020
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