divine intervention

when the hand of god comes down from heaven to stop motherfuckin bullets

by jules October 12, 2003

Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.

ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!

by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010

dine n dash

When you eat at a resturant and leave without paying.

I'm starved, and broke again. Le's do a dine n dash at Denny's.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

Divine

Very beautiful, and beyond perfect and is a wounderful name to guve your children.

your house is soo divine!

by sparky sparkaten April 23, 2017

Dinerhhea

What happens when you get the "Sloppy Joe" Special at a local Diner. Some hours later, the remedy of sauces and meats results in a purging of the intestines, in a liquid form.

"You ok man? You were in the bathroom for like 3 hours."

"Yeah I ate at Suzy-Q's yesterday and had wicked bad Dinerhhea"

by BUTTERITINTHE603 January 15, 2010

deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

by himigane November 12, 2021