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Valentine Dupont

-Dupont: a seemingly clichéd French surname, though it is in fact pretty uncommon, and most importantly, it’s pronunciation in French is romantic as fuck .
-Valentine: your current crush/ someone you’re in love with.

Hence, « Valentine Dupont » = the ideal french person you can spend your life with. Sex appeal > 9000.
Brandon: Aye wanker, I’ve heard you were moving to France ? Are ya outta ya bloody mind to give gobbie to this people of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys ?

Sam: Bog off mate. I ought to mate with my «Valentine Dupont » there.

Brandon: Me lad’s right. British gals ain’t nothin’ but shite compared to damsel Dupont, thine Valentine.
by 15.11.S.Secret. November 23, 2021
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Duponting

Dressing up unnecessarily.
Ex: wearing high heels to a hospital, Her mother was duponting in the ER in hopes of getting a date with a doctor.
She's such a Duponter, wearing a ball gown to golden corral.
by Jaxonoff July 16, 2023
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Jenny E. Dupont

I'm so happy Jenny E. Dupont is my mon
by XDLitFamSquadFam2018 December 22, 2018
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DuPont

Satan's proxy here on earth, passing as a Catholic high school religion teacher. When given any challenge to the Catholic faith, they will damn you to hell for all eternity.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"No, DuPont told me I was going to hell today."

"Are you gonna study for the test?"
"Nah! DuPont said I can bullshit with the best of 'em."
by DeeMeme 420 September 28, 2022
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sales-dupont

That's guy is such a Sales-Dupont he's fat Danish and a wanker
by Family name definitoons July 23, 2016
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