Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

by pippin73 September 10, 2012

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When two episodes of the same show are on different channels at the same time

Shit, there's dueling Seinfelds on. Should I watch the one with a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences or the one where there's a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences?

by typical May 15, 2006

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