Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.

Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.

by Captain Splash October 21, 2018

Dual-wielding

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.

by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

Dual Wielding

Wielding duel

What does dual wielding mean?

by I’m.sad January 15, 2022

dual wielder

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

of course i’m a dual wielder

by auxtin January 5, 2024

dual wielding

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m dual wielding right now

by auxtin January 5, 2024

the dual wielder

When you have one hand on your dick and one hand on the mouse scrolling for content

That weird guy in the corner of the Lan group was finally caught being the dual wielder.

by TadowWadowGod May 4, 2024

dual-weilder

You are a male or female but you like the same sex or the opposite sex known as a bisexual

I like men and women so I’m a dual-weilder

by Earless black guy November 13, 2017