Druffel

A Druffel is someone who is mostly tall and skinny and gets lots of girl. Usually Druffel’s have small skinny dick and can’t find a girl that is loyal enough to stay with him for more than 2 weeks. Sadly Druffel’s don’t end up losing their virginity until they are in their late 40’s.

Friend:Hey man you look sad what’s wrong.
Druffel: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me for a guy that had a bigger dick than me.

Friend: What? Why I thought you had a big dick.
Druffel: Of course not I’m a fucking DRUFFEL!!

by Penis Cock Dick jr June 4, 2018

Duffed

When a computer or it’s software crashes, particularly a Commodore 64 in the 1980s, often at the worst possible time.

Felix (in the factory) has duffed! I’ll never beat the high score now!

Football manager has duffed! Right in the middle of the F.A. Cup final!!

by BBarnet November 6, 2019

Duffed

Smooth , does whatever , up for whatever

“ you hear about ky ? She’s duffed out “

by Kyduffed March 21, 2020

duffed

When you eat at Duff and the food decided to take the fire exit.

i’m about to get so duffed up with this Chilli Bowl bruh.

by ineedabbl September 1, 2023

Duffed

a simile for "messed"

he Duffed that up!

by Hardwick August 31, 2024

druffering

(and)drew from TMF suffering.

bro im legit DRUFFERING rn😞😞

by DREWKINNY October 9, 2023

druffet

A buffet comprised entirely of recreational drugs.

She wanted leave reality at the doorstep, so I had a local dealer put together a druffet of everything he hard and anything he found.

by Stay tuned December 22, 2023