Driveshafted

A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.

Goddammit!!! Johnny just spent all day workin' on that piece of crap and didn't even make enough money to pay for his lunch. He got driveshafted!!

by prince of penetration December 29, 2007

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When Doves Cry

Two anuses puckering against one another

"Did you see Bill and Austin in the shower last night? It looked just like when doves cry"

by thahopey June 10, 2018

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Drove

to be mad or upset about something

im so drove right now

by Tony X. Flores May 7, 2008

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Drivesoft

A variation of airsoft, in which the participants drive around in cars, usually in urban areas, and attempt to hit either other participants or innocent bystanders with airsoft pellets.

"Dude, I totally pwned this dude in the butt while we were playing drivesoft the other day. He had no idea what hit him! He was just standing there, taking out the trash."

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

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