Breathing

Invented by Corpse Husband in Southern Califronia.

Someone 'who invented breathing?'
Someone else 'who do you think dumbass only the best voice on the planet.'

by Sonofabeachball January 11, 2021

bitch drenching

The act by which a man, showing complete lack of moral fibre and control, completely loses it with one of his mates and acting like a complete bitch throws his beer all over him.

"Hey did you see Chris lose it the other night, he lost it with Andrew and gave him a complete bitch drenching...threw his entire pint over him. He really needs to harden the fuck up."

by Little Chopper April 2, 2007

Conscience Dreaming

The dreams you have when you are bat shit crazy, possibly just before you gun down a crowd at the Safeway, start a new currency or a new language for crazy people.

Jared Loughner said about Conscience dreaming, "In conclusion, my ambition - is for informing literate dreamers about a new currency; in a few days, you know I'm conscience dreaming! Thank you!"

by define-it-ly crazy January 9, 2011

*heavy breathing

When someone sees something that relates to something they like, so they start getting excited.

Picture of Urban Dictionary gets featured on iFunny : Urban Dictionary users *heavy breathing

by GoJasper on Youtube March 29, 2015

stop breathing my air

Stop breathing my air is something you say to someone who is a complete waste of space. It is most commonly used when someone has said or done something unbelievably stupid.

Example:

"Yo, did you hear about that Hitler guy? Someone needs to stop him!"

(awkward silence)

"Stop breathing my air."

by fairytales December 28, 2007

dreaving

Dreaving is the act of driving sloppily while intoxicated. It's not just drinking and driving; dreaving refers to the driving act itself, usually involving drifting over yellow lines, weaving in and out of lanes, sliding through red lights, etc. In order to constitute true dreaving, the driving needs to be so bad that it is quite apparent to an outside observer that the driver is intoxicated.

"-Man, that guy is dreaving all over the place!
-I know, he just drifted into the median!"

by perro406 July 9, 2006

Power Breathing

While asleep, the person has a normal inhale and breathing pattern, but has a very forceful, violent exhale, loud enough to wake up their sleeping partner.

Honey please roll over, your power breathing is keeping me awake.

by Uncle Pervee May 3, 2010