When you spend a very long time at the computer, working on your dissertation (or other big project) but come away feeling like you have achieved nothing, but you are also no longer able to function normally. Usually cured by alcohol.
I have so got Dissertation Brain, I've been sat here for 5 hours, have achieved nothing. It's due in in 48 hours :S
by princesshelz April 10, 2011
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When you devote so much time to your dissertation (or related projects and research and efforts to put off writing) that you are no longer interested in romantic relationships/sex.
Guy 1: "Hey, I wonder if I should ask that hottie out?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I hear she's too busy disserdating!"
Guy 2: "Nah, I hear she's too busy disserdating!"
by lawilamoto October 15, 2009
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to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.
*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.
to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.
*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.
Dissemble in a Sentence;
Even though Beth knew she was madly in love with David, she still felt she had to dissemble (Lie & Hide) her true feelings to avoid being hurt by him, if he didn't feel the same.
Even though Beth knew she was madly in love with David, she still felt she had to dissemble (Lie & Hide) her true feelings to avoid being hurt by him, if he didn't feel the same.
by MissDaisy May 13, 2017
Get the Dissemble mug.A status diss is when a person on myspace quickly updates their status after finding out someone that they don't like,a loser or anyone that you wouldn't want to have on your status comments, comments your status
Joe's status:I just saw eclipse it was a pretty cool movie 1:21pm
comments:loser Billy:yEA mAn tHaT mOvIe wAs tOtAlLy KoOl aNd OfF tHe hOoK LmFaO
Joe's status:off to the mall with my girlfriend
1:23pm
loser Billy just got a status diss
comments:loser Billy:yEA mAn tHaT mOvIe wAs tOtAlLy KoOl aNd OfF tHe hOoK LmFaO
Joe's status:off to the mall with my girlfriend
1:23pm
loser Billy just got a status diss
by Status,dissed,faked,my,space, July 11, 2010
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Get the dissapointed mug.The act of pouring money into a piece of shit beater hatchback to make it look "bad ass". Common modifications include rims, spoilers, large racing stickers, dull matted paint, flames, and the occasional neon light. Tinted windows are required.
Jane was furious with her father after he forbid her from dating Carlos, after Carlos dropped her off in his Civic Disservice, and wearing a wife beater shirt that showed off his tribal band tattoo
by Kavka June 6, 2010
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