Doing a Meg

When you are doing a number two in the bed. Or anywhere that isn't a toilet

Doing a Meg came about cause Meg couldn't come to work one day cause she had severe gastro and had an accident in bed so she did a meg.

by iamsbp May 8, 2020

What Are You Doing Step Bro?

What you ask when your step bro is doing something he’s not supposed to.

Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”

by DaddyMints July 21, 2020

doing a jono

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

big ol doink

Huge dosage of marijuana, usually done in Amish country

Person 1: out here in Amish smoking a big ol doink In Amish

Person 2: jeebie weebies!

Person 1: gang

by Big boy 300p May 24, 2018

big doink

Fat blunts you smoke in Amish

I saw this dirty fat guy smoking a big doink in Amish. #Gang

by Wolffz13 September 12, 2017

What da dog doin?

One of the mighty questions that begs to be answered. What da dog doin? Why da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? When da dog doin it? Where da dog doin it? How da dog doin it? Why are you here? Why are you reading this?

*Literally anything happens*
Human: What da dog doin?

by Whatdogdoin January 24, 2022

Doing a Benji

When your on the toilet bowl for at least a half an hr and then you leave a huge skid mark on the toilet.

Chente: Where'd Ben go?

Fliggy: He's doing a Benji

Lord Farquaad: Oh God, he's gonna be a while. We're gonna need the hazmat suits when he's done.

by Icknamesj August 25, 2013