doitch

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m April 15, 2006

Dontcha

From the Pussycat Dolls song "Don't Cha" A person displaying narcissistic behavior; thinking they are more attractive than they are.

Girl, look at you being all dontcha with your face in the mirror 24/7.

by Tyedi May 12, 2007

Tab Dotching

Tab Dotching is a term for cheating in Garry's Mod. It can be done if some annoying kid starts to ddos the victim while they're spamming the tab key. It is very malicious and should be avoided.

Oh my lord that kid is a Tab Dotcher!
Watch out a Tab Dotcher!
Stop Tab dotching!

by BeepTeeBops October 24, 2020

dootch

a compliment directed at a male audience with the intention to flatter or turn on.

Girl: "Fraser your such a dootch"
Fraser: "lets have sex"

by dootchman1234567890 February 11, 2010

dytch

combination of the words "dyke" and "bitch;" a manly lesbian being an asshole or a tool, an especially derogatory term for mean bull-dykes

"Hey, is that the same lesbian who cheated on you and then bailed on your brother's funeral?"
"Yeah, she's such a dytch!"

by concerned canadian September 24, 2011

Dootch

male in the prosses of being a douche-bag

hey tony, stop being a dootch and get your hands out of my pants

by mrben410 April 18, 2006