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Douchette

That chick from the Jersey Shore is such a douchette.
by Lp123 June 7, 2011
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douchit

do-shit & douche it in a lovely combination. Take it anyway you would like. Easy to use in conversation.
by HayHay! February 19, 2009
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Douchetroupe

A group of douches, three or more, that move, behave, drink and act as one big douche. Usually found in clubs, bars and sporting events.
Bar patron 1: "We need to move bars dude. those guys over there are all wearing Tapout tees, white hats and have chinstrap beards."

Bar patron 2: "Yep that's a Douchetroupe in it's natural environment. We don't have a chance if they start ordering shots, yelling at the TV and shouting at women in the bar."

Bar patron 1 and 2 leave
by LeprechaunOD March 16, 2011
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Urban douchetionary

The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends
1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him

2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her

'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'
by Papa-G November 20, 2009
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DoucheTooth

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
by Tombadill August 3, 2007
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Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.
The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.
by Gorgechild December 22, 2010
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douchiest

the prime example of a fag/douche/dick
I was sitting on the bus, and some guy threw hand sanitizer at me. He's probably the douchiest person I know.
by Jake the snake SAY WHAAA?! October 5, 2010
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