douchebrag

A grade A douchebag who brags about his latest endeavor. Someone who likes getting attention and makes an ass of himself while getting it.

Ameet: "I hate it when my celebrity friends call using a *blocked* number. The downside of winning an Oscar or two."

Diane: "Ameet's such a douchebrag".

by Drinkchai July 22, 2009

doucheburger

variant of douchebag and douchenozzle

My friend Joseph is a total doucheburger sometimes.

by crack sammich September 6, 2008

Doucheburg

The post art school dormitory, hipster parade, fuschia loving neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York that was formerly known as Williamsburg.

I saw your stupid ex-boyfriend in Union Square today rocking stretch jeans, sporting a faux-hawk, and not talking to his tiny Asian girlfriend but he was listening to the Arcade Fire so loud on his ipod i guess he didn't notice me. He rolled down and hopped the L home to Doucheburg and prolly The Royal Oak for the birthday party du jour.

by Chevron Lucite December 4, 2005

douchebulb

The apparatus that injects water into a rectum, for the purpose of cleansing; preparation for anal sex. Much douchier than a douchebag.

So, my boss... this fuckin guy... what a douchebulb. Seriously *does not* have a clue.

by gravyball December 14, 2010

douchedrugaholic

Someone who is addicted to drugs and alcohol who acts like a douchebag because of it.

Cyril is being such a douchedrugaholic... he is hopped up on PKs and telling me that he never cared about me.

by Tweeples September 16, 2013

Douchebrag

both the act of boasting about douchey things (how may girls you have slept with, beers you drank, how you mistreated/condescended to a girl, etc.) and/or the douchey manner in which it is done (lack of consideration of volume or environment in which it takes place).

Douchebrag (v.): "Johnny just got back from spring break in Cancun. I can't listen to him douchebrag for one more second."

Douchebraggery (n.)

Includes but is not limited to:

Conversing loudly in public about having sex with a girl, at a volume intended for people outside of your group to hear.

Trying to look cool by bragging about how many beers one drank, or intentional degradation of a female.

Using unnecessarily degrading terms in conversations intended to impress.

by Pierre LeBoner September 21, 2013

DoucheBrad

A dude that get your hopes up about selling something that OBVIOUSLY KICKS ASS for a stupid cheap price and then flaking out. Rather intentional or otherwise...

Dude, don't be a doucheBrad!

by Officer Nail May 15, 2015