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Doucheurb

A combination of the words "douche" and "superb," this hybrid is to be used when calling someone a douche just doesn't quite cut it. To be used for the superbly douchey.
"Did you just scare that small child into an epileptic fit? That's a doucheurb move, dude..."

"You're more than a douche...you're doucheurb."
by Vladimir McCools May 23, 2009
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Douchefreude

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."
Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012
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Douchecraftcarrier

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"
by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008
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douchebro

when you have a bro who is also a total douchebag. Basically your stereotypical fratboy Big and with muscles and wears really tight polo shirts with popped collars and way too much cologne. Looks down on other people who are not his fellow bros and thinks he is God's gift to the universe. Most likely has has some form of venereal disease at some point, and will tell girls whatever they want to hear to get them to sleep with them.
hey man, Stacey must not have very good BrONAR cuz that dude she is with is such a douchebro...he's only telling her what she wants to hear so he can get to sharpen her with his pork sword. She thinks he's sincere but he's only interested in the hump'n'dump.
by shoelace September 30, 2008
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douchebragg

A friend who, about once a week, is very difficult to get on with, usually by being introverted, quiet, and generally weird.
Person 1: Caitlin can't come out as she is busy this evening...
Person 2: Doing what?
Person 1: Oh breathing I think.
Person 2: What a douchebragg!
by KenBrownsey4life May 20, 2009
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douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008
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douchebragging

A heightened version of bragging or "self-glossing."

Bragging about yourself, talking about your own accomplishments, talking about how much money you have or how good you are at sporst, how smart you are, how much god loves you, giving advice to others as if you are the top dog, etc.

Especially used when done not in-person, but through Facebook or Twitter, thus broadcasting the brag not at one person, but to everyone.
Did you see his status update "Private planes help me travel in peace, to 4 cities in one day and 4 countries in one week." Talk about douchebragging!

Status: "FULL RIDE TO HARVARD!" Comments: DOUCHEBRAG!
by markcorrigan March 30, 2010
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