douchebro

when you have a bro who is also a total douchebag. Basically your stereotypical fratboy Big and with muscles and wears really tight polo shirts with popped collars and way too much cologne. Looks down on other people who are not his fellow bros and thinks he is God's gift to the universe. Most likely has has some form of venereal disease at some point, and will tell girls whatever they want to hear to get them to sleep with them.

hey man, Stacey must not have very good BrONAR cuz that dude she is with is such a douchebro...he's only telling her what she wants to hear so he can get to sharpen her with his pork sword. She thinks he's sincere but he's only interested in the hump'n'dump.

by shoelace September 30, 2008

douchebro

1.a friend, or someone being given the benefit of the doubt on otherwise being a decent human being, who is currently acting as if they were a douche bag.

2. the asshole that you still hang out with, but you're never sure why.

1. Man, I can usually get a long with (insert name here), and I know you and him are tight and all, but the shitting on my couch after drinking all my vodka last night - on a scale from one to douchebro he's a solid douchebro.

2.

by (Idb) In Defense of Brodom February 21, 2011

DoucheTron 5000

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.

DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.

by EightBall July 23, 2018

President Douchebag

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

by napalona zając January 7, 2017

schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

douchebag febreeze

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.

brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

by the stank pit January 13, 2013

douchebag tell

An act or attribute that signals to others that someone is a douchebag; mark of a douchebag.

The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010

Liking your own Facebook status is a douchebag tell.

by jacandy July 22, 2010