douchestination

A place where douchebags/"bros" tend to congregate.

"I used to love this bar, but ever since it was featured on Food Network it's become a total douchestination."

by Lucy Lulu February 12, 2012

Douchestang

The unholy combination of a douchebag driving a mustang.

Today, a douchestang flipped me off because I wasn't in as big of a hurry as him.

by Hitman20081 June 7, 2017

douchestach

the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. ... important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. Usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic T's and shaved lines in the eyebrows.

checkout the jersey shore tool with the douchestache.

by Neill O'Stephens October 8, 2011

douchestronaught

one who is exploring new realms of douchebaggery

I'm impressed, Marty is quite the douchestronaught

by doucheprevention August 3, 2011

douchestick

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.

Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.

by chinrest October 20, 2011

DoucheStache

Mustache or facial hair that makes you look like an asshole.

That man has a douchestache.

by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016

Douchestache

That stache that a persian guy has every day that you wish to have you show you got some balls

"Man dat guy has got a douchestache i would rate 8/8 m8"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"

by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015