A individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, Douches Maximus, or Douchesaurus Rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.
(ala terminator).. Douchinator scanning.....scanning....garden-variety douche identified.....targeting
by Douchinator! September 21, 2011
Get the Douchinator mug.Fulfilling your Mayoral duties of hobnobbing with old business connections, hugging women and kissing babies, instead of hanging out with us plain-folk
The Douchemayor stood us up again.
by Willie December 9, 2004
Get the Douchemayor mug.Related Words
The kind of Douche Canoe that supports a Dictator, and often influences said leader further down a dark and dirty path.
Stephen Weak-Arms Miller is the exact kind of Douchetator that T-Rump needs to succeed in ruining everything that was once great about America.
by Emit Rekcus October 9, 2025
Get the Douchetator mug.by Henry VonDouche March 12, 2004
Get the douchenatch mug.Justin Bieber is douchetorious for singing like a girl.
"He doesn't seem to know that the reason girls don't go for him is because he's douchetorious for having his greased up spikey hair and popping his collar."
"He doesn't seem to know that the reason girls don't go for him is because he's douchetorious for having his greased up spikey hair and popping his collar."
by phantomJezzi September 30, 2011
Get the Douchetorious mug.