Douchecrab

has the same meaning as "douchebag"; a stupid or oafish person. This word may have been derived from the language of crazy high school seniors, who thought it would be funny to call someone a "douchecrab" instead of "douchebag". The word may have also originated from drunken conversations, in which a heavily drunk person slurred the word "douchecrab" instead of "douchebag".

Luke, you are such a douchecrab. Hahahah!

Douchecrab by Christine B. October 9, 2006

Douchecrust 

1.The crust that forms in a woman's vagina when she forgets to douche herself.

2. The extreme form of a Douchebag

Jenny: "I need to go and take care of all this Douchecrust."

Sean: "Will, You're such a douchecrust."

Douchecrust by Seanm35 March 3, 2007

Doucheclump

Collective noun for a clump of douches. Specifically those that show up at a party, don't pay cover, and try to drink anyway. Typically accompanied by a few STD-infested whores (often of Asian descent).

Jay: Look at that doucheclump. Drinking in the corner with Hana.
Gus: Let's bust the douche clump for drinking.
Will: $20, people. Imma make it rain.

Doucheclump by paleech April 19, 2010

doucheslut

a combination of the words bitch and asshole, used as an insult

Jared made fun of Jonathan for his 1 inch penis. Jared is a doucheslut.

doucheslut by BigDoucheSlut69 October 30, 2010

doucheluge 

The winter version of douchecanoe, popularized on Facebook during the 2014 Winter Olympics.

"Bode Miller is a multiple Olympic medal-winning doucheluge."

doucheluge by Resident Lunatic February 23, 2014

doucheglued

a connectional phenomenon that inexplicably links two highly unlikable people together consistently in a public setting thus doubling their douche-factor.

Unfortunately when I arrived at the party Keith Olberman was doucheglued to Matt Damon. The two of them spent the night yacking about how stupid Sarah Palin is.

doucheglued by Ian Mott February 12, 2010

douchebubble 

An airheaded prick who has exceeded the limit of moronic douchebaggery.

He tried to fuck my girlfriend while shitting on a hornet's next. What a douchebubble.

douchebubble by Jibbity Jed November 20, 2009