doucheslut

a combination of the words bitch and asshole, used as an insult

Jared made fun of Jonathan for his 1 inch penis. Jared is a doucheslut.

by BigDoucheSlut69 October 30, 2010

DoucheSlut

A girl who goes around arousing guys while she's on her period.

Dude, Sue was being such a doucheslut. She was dancing with all the guys at the party and most of em had blood stains on their pants.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

by Raixor February 16, 2013

doucheslice

interchangable with douchebag. commonly used to describe a douchebag who is skinnier than the average douche.

that kid's a douchebag
no way he's too skinny. he's just a doucheslice

by poiunt June 13, 2010

douchelusional

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West

Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!

by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

douchefluence

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.

Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...

by TeamDouchefluence August 15, 2015

Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).

by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009