an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well
'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
by douchefucker January 22, 2009
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Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)
Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?
(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?
(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
by Kevin M from Southie February 27, 2007
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by tgibber May 13, 2010
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by t rex esquire March 4, 2010
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Hey did you see those Jersey Shore looking douchebagulas wearing Ed Hardy shirts taking pics at the club last night. I am sure those pics are on their Douchebook page, with captions saying Douchetastic.
by deeznuttas April 11, 2011
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Shawn: Yeah, that place is a total douchemecca.
Angela: Baaaaaa.
Shawn: Yeah, that place is a total douchemecca.
Angela: Baaaaaa.
by TheDouchemeister August 24, 2011
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bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
bitches about everything possible.
thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.
by porkchops are us October 16, 2012
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