Doucheclump

Collective noun for a clump of douches. Specifically those that show up at a party, don't pay cover, and try to drink anyway. Typically accompanied by a few STD-infested whores (often of Asian descent).

Jay: Look at that doucheclump. Drinking in the corner with Hana.
Gus: Let's bust the douche clump for drinking.
Will: $20, people. Imma make it rain.

by paleech April 19, 2010

douchesuit

an ugly suit that makes one appear as a douche in front of a crappy "photo studio" canvas.

"did you see j bryan's douchesuit?"

"hey douchesuit! nice picture!"

"that douchesuit makes your hips look wide for a man"

by lambnugget May 24, 2007

Doucheshittery

Shenanigans, absolute bullshit, anything (noun) negative.

Will you cut the doucheshittery?

I'm sick and tired of this doucheshittery!

Another day at the doucheshittery!

You are a doucheshit!

by Saxon W. Loveblast III April 15, 2011

doucheluge

The winter version of douchecanoe, popularized on Facebook during the 2014 Winter Olympics.

"Bode Miller is a multiple Olympic medal-winning doucheluge."

by Resident Lunatic February 23, 2014

Douchesleazery

The act of being a douche and a sleazebag simultaneously; to be intentionally and idiotically insulting while treating women terribly.

Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.

by for_great_justice June 2, 2014

douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.

What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!

by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008

doucheglued

a connectional phenomenon that inexplicably links two highly unlikable people together consistently in a public setting thus doubling their douche-factor.

Unfortunately when I arrived at the party Keith Olberman was doucheglued to Matt Damon. The two of them spent the night yacking about how stupid Sarah Palin is.

by Ian Mott February 12, 2010