Douchefaggery

The actions or qualities that makes one a douchefag

I tired of your constant douchefaggery!

by Pistolpete9 January 21, 2009

douchepad

Being one of the first iPad purchasers and carrying it around in public to show off.

Greg is such a douchepad. He carries that Apple tablet with him everywhere he goes.

by bonz9026 January 27, 2010

douchefaggery

To engage in douchefaggery is to do something both douchey and gay.

College football? What douchefaggery!

Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

by gravityrides January 11, 2011

douchewad

somebody who you think is completly retarded and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. And whose stupidity can only be matched by how ugly they are!!

Uninhibitedly idiotic enough to completely alter the gravitational pull of the earth!!

Kaitlyn Southward,

"Kaitlyn you are being a complete and utter douchewad!! Stop talking."

by TalorVaugh&&Samothy December 23, 2006

Douchefag

A person who is a huge jerk and is homosexual at the same time.

Justin: Hey man will you stop flirting with my girlfriend?
Dante: No fucker, it doesn't even mean anything because she knows I'm with Kyle..
Scott: Wow Dante, you are a douchefag!

by Chris.T. January 10, 2009

Doucheface

1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.

Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.

With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?

by evilspyguy July 20, 2012

douchefactory

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.

That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory

by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009