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doucheoftheyear

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."
Im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.
by LAWMAN November 18, 2004
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douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.
What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!
by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008
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douchemouth

A real gutterfuck; stinkmouth scumbucket with stank breath. A blowhard assmouth that you just can't stand.
That radio DJ is a real douchemouth.
by Benson Tuckerstein April 27, 2006
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Doucheous Rex

1. KING OF THE DOUCHES!!!
2. Just the hugest douche that's ever lived. Quite literally, a vagina cleanser in a human's body
3. Any man who's ever said the word d-bag instead of douchebag
"Wow, he's such a major douche"
"Not only that, but he's a Doucheous Rex"
by Douche Expert March 12, 2009
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Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.
-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie
by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012
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Doucheouflage

Someone that is allowed into a circle for a short time, till they are found out to be quite Douchey.

Can also indicate that certain styles of apparel worn by a Douchebag, to be considered by the Douchebag as being non Douchey.

Lastly in any event to which normal non Douchey individuals have to lower their standards in behavior or style, and mingle with large groups of Douchebags.
“He looked like an ok guy but what a tool, guess he had on his Doucheouflage”

or
“That guy still wears Ed Hardy, guess he thinks he is in Doucheouflage”
or
"I have to be on the SMU campus later today. Better make sure that I don my doucheouflage."
by Skull Squadron August 26, 2013
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Douchecutcherie

Douchecutcherie is the charcuterie of doucheiness. Charcuterie’s are known for is variety of meats, cheeses, nuts, and crackers. A douchecutcherie is Diddy. The different variations that he was a douche makes him a douchecutecherie type of person.
Diddy is the douchecutcherie because of the many different ways he was a douche to so many different people.
by j to the JCPenney December 13, 2025
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